Where's my website?

With Waldo! Apparently, there is some big bruh ha ha with my web host provider. Now my website and all of its content have disappeared and will be unavailable indefinitely.  This totally sucks! Really bad sucks! Friday I got an email saying that my site was being ran illegally. Ok, I am responsible for the host because? I sent my host the email and he replied that he was checking on it. Before I could move the site or do anything, my service has been suspended. So what do I do now? I don't even know who to complain to.  I wonder if I could sue the people who took my website down? I don't even know their name! What would Judge Judy say?

But that's okay! The blog will now be at the forefront of our communication. We want to keep you informed about our great soaps and candles.